FAIL: I should be voting for the country, not for myself

This argument is an attempt to take down all my other arguments by claiming that my premise is incorrect, that I should give my vote to whoever will make the country better rather than who's best for my own personal situation.

First of all, the idea that I should bow to any higher power is something I find ridiculous, and your belief that I am somehow morally inferior to you for refusing to do so is something I find deeply offensive. I love my country because it affords me the opportunity to live my best possible life. The god or gods I choose to worship are private, my business, not yours, and I'm not interested in your input on the matter. I will not kneel at your altar, regardless of whether it's for a sentient supernatural being, or for a secular construct such as Country or Society or The Greater Good.

Kindly keep your religious or quasi-religious beliefs to yourself and out of my government. And while you're at it, kindly keep your laws off of my body and out of my pocketbook.

But for humor's sake, let me grant you the premise. We should all vote to make the country as a whole better, right?

Well, the country, as a whole, is comprised of individuals. By making the lives of the individual citizens of this country better, you and I together can make this country better by induction.

Now, as it so happens, I in fact am one such individual. So by voting towards my own self-interest, I am in fact improving the country.

And, even more so, by voting towards my interests, you can help individuals other than yourself: namely, me! And that means you can improve the country too! So it looks like you just convinced yourself to vote for McCain! Neat!

Isn't collectivist political philosophy wonderful?
 
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